16 March, 2008

Sharehouse And Sharehouse Alike

We're on Day 6 of Some Guy's Grey Underwear on the Floor of the Bathroom.

14 comments:

His Whoreness said...

What? No photo?

Your Host said...

Really?

... uh, really?

Liz said...

Oh nice. Were they always grey or have they got that way over time?

Your Host said...

Oh, they're naturally grey.

Gee, that question puts things in perspective.

His Whoreness said...

Have they moved at all during their tenure in your bathroom?

Are they gross or merely anonymously eerie?

Will there be future adventures for the grey underwear?

What kind of person wears grey underwear?

Are they boxers, briefs or the increasingly-ubiquitous hybrid of the two?

Your Host said...

Unhealthy interest in the undergarments of my housemates, much?

They have moved, yes. They were once next to the bathtub, but are now around the sink, perilously close to my hair dryer.

To be honest, I haven't gotten close enough to inspect levels of grossness.

They are marle grey, RIO-brand briefs.

As to what kind of person wears grey underwear: that would lead us to a bit of a character study of the three suspects, which is perhaps best left for another time and forum.

'Future adventures'? Stay tuned!

His Whoreness said...

Is it so unusual that I might have an interest in men's underwear?

My day is just boring boring boring so please do feel free to unleash yet more exciting adventures on us.

Colour me well and truly staying tuned.

Unknown said...

I have my own conspiracy theory on the grey underpants. The owner is a female who likes to wear male underwear. for more info check my blog on other house theories

Your Host said...

Intriguing idea, Pete. I'm intrigued.

And do you actually have a blog, or is that another bullshit story?

His Whoreness said...

Jane used to work her way through a fair few m&ms every day with quite a few falling down her top, so much so that she was like a walking dessert trolley when she came to bed at night

God I miss those nights

Oh and I was wondering the same thing about Peter and his blog of alternative house theories, but I've learned to be careful when asking questions on this blog

Your Host said...

Oh, come now, don't be like that. We like that you care, we're just ...

His Whoreness said...

I know, I know

Love you, love your work, let's do lunch sometime

Anonymous said...

As to what kind of person wears grey underwear: that would lead us to a bit of a character study of the three suspects, which is perhaps best left for another time and forum.

Actually, I think it's premature to embark on a judgement of a person's character by their underwear unless you've inspected their entire drawer. I, personally, own underwear in most every colour of the rainbow as well as black and grey, which, for some reason I've never been able to divine, were not included in the design of rainbows.

I guess my point is that you just buy underwear. Often in packs which contain more than one colour. That said, this gives you choice of what colour to wear on occasions when others might conceivably percieve your underwear, so perhaps the leaving of grey underwear where people will certainly see it is indicative of something; especially since no other underwear has gathered around the grey underwear, despite the fact that the leaver, presumably, uses the bathroom every day. The fact that he must continuously take away subsequent underwear while leaving the grey ones probably means he feels comfortable being identified with that colour.

Make of this what you will.

His Whoreness said...

I love how this post has almost as many comments as it does words in the post itself.